- Aes Sedai Great Serpent ring
- Choedan Kal Sa'angreal
- Sentient double cream
- White sugar
- Industrial ice
- Ancient coffee beans
- Frozen pizza
- Frozen huma-
- Frozen Bananana
- Frozen blueberry syrup
- Your mom (hot)
- BLÅHAJ (yes)
(bleh I think)- Weight loss pills for your fatass
- This entire thing is fake/satire